Letters I Wish I Could Send
Letters I wish I could send
Dear X,
Fuck you. What happened? We were friends. But I was the only one putting anything into our friendship. You never cared that you were interrupting my family time, you brushed off my concerns like they were nothing, you used me like I was a puppy who would listen and listen and give you endless love, but you never fed me or gave me rest. I wasted several months putting your concerns far ahead of my own, and my life spiraled thanks to that. I haven't been the same since. Oh, and here's the kicker; when I needed you most, you acted like it was nothing, and returned to your car ads. I don't believe you when you say you actually worried, you want to know why? Because I don't think you cared from the start.-Nobody
Dear D,
I don't know why I talked to you at the start. I didn't know you, I had only seen you perform. You ended up being rather nice at the beginning. I beat myself up over saying stupid things, but then you commented here and there and I thought all was well. I really admire your eloquence on Facebook, and wish I could hear some of the songs you write. Nobody else seems to understand that I don't like you in a crush sort of way, rather I think you're interesting and I'd like to be friends. "Here's a trailer for anyone who can't comprehend research". It still hurts. Well, I tried.
-Nobody
Dear M,
Wow. You don't seem to fathom the fact that anyone could actually dislike you. Well, newsflash Pompous, I do. I used to like you, you are a very talented boy indeed, but you never let up on the asshole meter. Oh, and then I found out you KNEW? Way to lead me on jerk. I'm SO glad you went to college far away from me. I just hope you don't keep popping up in real life like you do in my mind.
-Nobody
Dear *,
I worry about you. When you went a-woll, I freaked out. I couldn't deal with another friend leaving with no explanation. But you're back now, and I'm glad. I'm just scared about what happened in between.
-Nobody
Dear L,
Please, please, please hold up for a minute. Take a second and look back to the fifth grade you that I met. Would he like what you were doing now? Would he wonder why you've gone through so many 'relationships' so fast? You're heartbroken, admit it. Everyone sees it but you. Please, when we try to talk to you about this, it isn't because we're trying to attack you. It's because we're worried about you. We've seen a huge change, and it HASN'T been for the better. We want our pillar back. We want the happy you back.
-Nobody
Dear ~,
He's not worth it. I don't know what you've been through in the past, you won't tell me, but I can tell it's bad. Now he came along and I'm sure he wasn't the greatest person seeing as how he made you so unhappy, so why do you still care what he thinks? You were almost ENGAGED to another guy in the time you've broken up with him (which was over two years ago, might I add), so why is he still important? Please try to forget about whatever he said. He's not worth it.
<3
-Nobody
Dear * and ~,
Cut back on the guys, you're just like L. I'm worried that you're burning through relationships at an unhealthy rate. I don't want to see you hurt.
-Nobody
Dear N,
I despise you. You're ugly, fat, inconsiderate, abrasive, unmotivated, and just downright mean. Why can't you keep a goal? It's not that hard, people do it all the time. You're weak, you hurt yourself and everyone around you. They don't want your problems, so stop whining to them about it, you need to help yourself. Your friends have their own problems. Quit expecting so much out of people. Quit expecting so much out of yourself.
-Nobody
December 20, 2010 at 3:08 PM
My life improved a lot when I started getting friends with multiple letters in their names.